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…r thigh? No problem. The phone rings as you’re cooking dinner, a quick swipe on the butt and answer. The kid bashes his chin on a famous, triple-spin, whizzy, dismount thingy, and comes running with blood dripping everywhere. You think I’m wearing white pants for that?
Nancy Oglesby
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Children's picture book author, fiction writer, personal essayist, kindness specialist, and lover of chocolate.
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