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KEELEY’S MAY 31-DAY CHALLENGE
Fifteen Things I’d Never Want to Do
Are you up for the challenge?
Day Nine prompt: Bucket List of Things I’d Never Want to Do
Just as important as it is to dream about things we’d like to do before we die is the flip side — things I’d never want to do. My list came easily.
- Get too fat to fit into a coffin, so I end up cremated. This answer was inspired by the cremation of our cat and an article by NancyO that she’d never want to die from a preventable illness.
2. I want to live fancy-free, not garlic-free. They say people can outgrow allergies, but what about sensitivities? I remain hopeful.
3. Fall for a scammer. I have enough trouble managing my money without having a scammer manage it for me by taking it all.
4. Drown in my bathtub. Enough said.
5. Write a world’s fictional worst-seller. It’s hard honing my skills to produce a great opus. It may or may not happen, but as much as I’m chasing fame, I don’t want it to be because I’ve failed miserably.
6. Leave a sex toy for my children to find. They say it’s difficult for our children to scrounge through our belongings when we die. I can’t imagine them finding unmentionables along the way.
