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Day Eight: The most inappropriate sex I’ve had

And it wasn’t with myself.

Karen Schwartz
3 min readFeb 8, 2023
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Well, thanks to Keeley Schroder, writers bare all. So, does that make this “story” about sex the most inappropriate? If only it were that easy. 🤦‍♀️

The most inappropriate sex I’ve ever had was not only for its public display but also because it wrongly confirms a myth. However, that wasn’t the point of it.

When I was in University, I took a conformity and deviance course, and by far, it was one of my favourites for its absurdity, intrigue, and overall fun. We had many guests lecture, but the one that had the most impact was the man who lived at a naturist park all year round. It shocked many of us to see him fully dressed while speaking with the class, but we soon learned that residents only walked around naked in the park. Outside of their environment, the act was illegal.

Most of us listened intently to what it was like, and we watched a video, complete with naked male and female bodies, playing volleyball, which gave us a giggle. And it was through this lecture that visiting a naturist park became a part of my bucket list. So, years later, when Ed and I got together, I gifted him a weekend at a local one — the one where clothes weren’t optional.

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Karen Schwartz
Karen Schwartz

Written by Karen Schwartz

Children's picture book author, fiction writer, personal essayist, kindness specialist, and lover of chocolate.

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