As an avid Bachelor/Bachelorette fan, this story had me laughing all the way to the end. Can you honestly say that Bachelor is anymore screwed up than what you're watching? I beg to differ. Real relationships have grown from episodes of the Bachelor and Bachelorette that have endured for years. I highly doubt this show will be able to boast the same stats.
Anyhow, I doubt I can do this prompt because the show sounds too messed up, but you've given me something to think about. Thanks.