Am I missing something or does this person have at least 3 hands? We had a hell of a time pilling our former cat no matter what method. Our best success was when I put her in a drawer so the sides acted as a buffer and I could use my two hands. Still, it was a big struggle. If only she had been food motivated.
I just read on and see this was a joke. This is the problem with commenting mid - stream. : )