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10 Things You Don’t Know About Me

And might be afraid to ask.

Here’s me, up close and personal — Author’s Photo.

Did you ever wonder if I’m double-jointed? I’m not. Have you ever asked yourself, with a twisted imagination like that, does Karen ever frighten herself? I have. Or perhaps you’ve wondered, out of all the professions in the world, why did I become a clown? I did it for the kids, fame and fortune.

About Me — Karen Schwartz

Thanks to About Me articles and Quy Ma, many have read “About Me.” Now that you’ve learned what makes me tick and have read many of my stories, you might be interested in finding out more.

If you’ve ever wanted to know ten things you (probably) didn’t know about me but haven’t asked, you don’t need to wait anymore!

1. I don’t smoke, drink, or take drugs. Instead, I get high on life. I haven’t smoked cigarettes since 2007, drank alcohol since 2009, nor smoked a joint in I don’t know how long. While I often miss the first two habits immensely, their toll on my body told me it was time to refrain. I’ve never used drugs harsher than weed.